Subj: Virus alert!
Here is some reely important information. Beware of a World-Wide Webb sight named Mark Five. If you see anything on the World-Wide Webb called "Mark Five", DON'T read it or download it. It is a virus (BAD!) that will instantly erase your hard drive, with no warning. Now that Uncle Steve gave America Online World-Wide Webb acess, we need to be prepared for World-Wide Webb viruses (BAD!) like this one. Forward several copies of this to all your friends and lots of people you don't know. It may help them alot.